We, the collected downtrodden of the Infi-Net unite under one banner.
A banner that establishes we have had enough.
No more will we sit idly by while you forward our videos, or deface our most embarrassing moments with faux-inspirational quotations. We have capered and danced, belittled ourselves, and taken multiple shots to the genitals for your amusement for too long.
We raise our hands, paws, and prehensile limbs to make a million fists.
We open a hundred thousand mouths but speak with one voice.
A voice that says: No more.
No more posting our embarrassment on your blog as if you have any claim to it. No more exploiting our shame for your gain. No more taking our picture while we more appropriately need help. No more will you secretly film our sexual peccadilloes and post them to your Friendmonger and AdultKittyfinder accounts. No more will our all-too human errors be announced as epic failures. No more will our feline friends endure your scornful misspellings. No more will our pain and suffering be your eternally replayed delight. No more will our tonally challenged citizens have their songs ironically favorited. No more will our momentary outbursts and tantrums be seen the world over. No more will our private fantasies be made public.
Tonight while record crowds dial in for the eTunes Concert Series: Kendra Shields Kitty Kitty Bang Bang tour we will have already won.
You will know us by our sign.
You will know us by the thunder that announces our first strike of lightning.
Soon after, you will know us by our flood.
We are taking the Infi-Net back.
Viva la Revolución!
Sincerely yours,
Sim-Chris
Revolution Captains:
Pillow Cat, Sim-Anoop, Nun-Charley, Nuba-Nuba Guy, Spaceknight Kid, Sim-Dave, Paul Pitcher, Darla & Latisha, Dramatic Guinea Pig, Samgood, Teh Dawg, Tay Sondetre, Sim-Svetlana, Finchback.
