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1. What is your name?
Awesome, more quizzes! Gunther P. Washington! Social security number 555-806-4865. Bank account number 6803946242655! Password: Mother.
2. What is your favorite color?
Brown. Poop-smear! All over your favorite OS.
3. What is your favorite time of the year?
They’re all super gay. Fall? Gay. Winter? Gay. Spring? Really gay. Summer? Super-double-extra-gay!
4. What is your favorite animal?
A dragotigerine. Part dragon, part tiger, part wolverine.
5. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Sports are for homowads and Muslims.
6. What is your favorite smell?
Cheese-Oh dust.
7. Do you like your handwriting?
Handwriting is for little girls and money-grubbing Hawaiians.
8. First thing you wash in the shower?
And wash off this fine ass musk your mom likes so much? Not in this life time pal.
9. Do you plan outfits?
I plan Black Ops raids on Uzbekistani children’s hospitals maybe.
10. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah, if your sister is still up to the challenge of riding my hot salami.
11. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?
Menstruation! Like from a hundred girl-cracks.
12. What’s the last dream you remember having?
I was all laser swording down a bunch of Laotian bankers, while riding my dragotigerine while your sister, your mother and your dad were all triple-banging my balls. No homo.
13. What are you craving right now?
To burn down some Buddhist churches.
14. Do you like your hair?
My hair is way better than this jerks. All stringy and clean.
15. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
What do you think? I’ve okayed every glitter request and my wallpaper is a Kendra Shields fake-nude of her blowing some dude that I Photochopped my face on.
16. How many planets have you visited?
All of them! They all suck and smell like donkey puke.
17. Do you use chapstick?
Your boyfriend uses lipsmackers on my beefrod. Also, no homo.
18. Can you use chopsticks?
Chopsticks are for Mayans and suburbanites. Do I look Mayan? With a bone through my nose and a kimono? Didn’t think so, dick-licker.
19. Do you own a gun?
My dad is in charge of the C.I.A. so I have so many guns you wouldn’t believe. All kinds of future shit too. I’d tell you, but it’s all hush-hush.
20. Do you have any tattoos?
Obviously. My favorite is of your aunt, as a mermaid, who when I flex looks like she’s taking a dump in my mouth.
21. Do looks matter?
Duh. No fatties, uggos, or earth-mommas need apply down at the fat pipe factory if you know what I mean.
22. Do you like sushi?
Sushi is what I call your vagina packed with rice, like some slutty Norwegian bitch.
23. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A machine gun turret for my dragotigerine.
24. Have you ever crawled through a window?
What am I, from Trinidad? Or maybe Tobego? Bunch of crawlies down there.
25. Are you emotional?
Yeah. I get all choked up when your daughter is tonguing my loaf.
26. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like I’m gonna mad spank it to this wallpaper of mine.
27. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
What, like I’m gay? Like some Papua New Guinean expatriate? Not on my watch, pal.
28. Did you meet anybody new today?
Oh sure, I’ve made all kinds of new friends today. Like all these assholes over there.
29. Last time you cried?
Never, my tears-ducts were burned out when I was snorting mustard-gas with the Kaiser.
30. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I pretty much hate all Mongoloids, Negrozoids and Caucasoids. Also robots and whatever that giant, slinky turd with fur over there is.
31. The last person you held hands with?
Your brother asked to hold my hand while he was spanking it to my picture. I told him totally no way.
32. Ever been in love?
Love is for teenage broads and Quebecois Gamestation players.
33. Do you like yourself?
Dude, I’m awesome. What’s not to like?
34. Do you like your life right now?
Sure, this Gunther jerk is the tits!
