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1. What is your name?

Chuckles. Lord Chuckles.

2. What is your favorite color?

Red… no, gold. No, maybe red. Is gold taken? How about gold on red? Is that an option?

3. What is your favorite time of the year?

Ogre-killing season.

4. What is your favorite animal?

These scrappy little fire drakes outside the Swamps of Sadness.

5. What is your favorite sport to watch?

My blade running through your head. That’s fine sport.

6. What is your favorite smell?

Lady-scent.

7. Do you like your handwriting?

It has been described as an act of violence against the written word. I like violence.

8. First thing you wash in the shower?

My fine-ass beard. This thing doesn’t preen itself, you understand.

9. Do you plan outfits?

I don’t understand the question? I’ve been wearing the same suit of armor since I was 19. I don’t really consider that a plan.

10. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I guess if I ever see her again.

11. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?

My handsome frock here.

12. What’s the last dream you remember having?

Dreams? Who cares? I think there was a man-eating gourd and a handful of soapy maidens.

13. What are you craving right now?

To be done with this.

14. Do you like your hair?

Of course. It’s mine.

15. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

I don’t know if it even qualifies as a room. Just a big white expanse with pale blue outlines.

16. How many planets have you visited?

A couple dozen by now.

17. Do you use chapstick?

I don’t even know what that is? It sounds painful.

18. Can you use chopsticks?

Is this the same question? I have chopped sticks. Does that help you?

19. Do you own a gun?

That’s more Grebok’s thing. I know which end the hurt comes out, just in case.

20. Do you have any tattoos?

Listen, sometimes a man has to make choices. Within a very narrow window. While drunk.

21. Do looks matter?

This is a question only an ugly person would ask.

22. Do you like sushi?

Yeah, sure. It’s great! If you can find a girl who’s willing to do it. And a long enough leather strap.

23. What was the most recent thing you bought?

Time with a lady, if you must know.

24. Have you ever crawled through a window?

Crawling is for sissies.

25. Are you emotional?

Emotions are also for sissies.

26. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Increasingly agitated.

27. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?

My who-what? Do you mean Grebok? I don’t know, he’ll probably punch some things and mope around a lot. It’s his whole schtick lately.

28. Did you meet anybody new today?

Does striking repeatedly count as meeting? No, wait, that robot ghost dick. I didn’t get to hit him.

29. Last time you cried?

I did say Lord Chuckles, right? Not Sissy-Lady Chuckles of Boo-hooville?

30. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?

I’m not sure I like more than 3 people, so you do the math.

31. The last person you held hands with?

What? Why would I be holding anyone’s hand? Aren’t they using it?

32. Ever been in love?

Mind your business, quiz.

33. Do you like yourself?

What? Of course! I’m pretty fantastic.

34. Do you like your life right now?

I… I…. Shut up! Stupid sissy quiz!

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